Shatter To Spend Majority Of The Day Looking For Dirt On Mick Wallace


JUSTICE MINISTER Alan Shatter is expected to spend the majority of today looking for dirt on independent TD Mick Wallace, a department spokesman advised earlier.

Mr. Shatter cancelled all of his Thursday appointments and asked staff to not disturb him while he’s investigating Garda records, dating back to 1985.

“He just locked himself into his office this morning and asked his secretary to keep a constant flow of coffee coming in.” said a close aid. “We expect him to be in there for the majority of today as there are several carts of files stacked up outside his office door.”

The head of justice came under fire from the Wexford man yesterday in the Dáil, stating it was a sham” if the Justice Minister remained in his position, and lashed the house as “a joke”.

Sources at the Justice Department have warned that Mr Wallace, who has long hair and scraggy jeans, is going to have every little detail of his background checked by the minister today.

“Alan was like an absolute cunt this morning.” said a senior party member. “If Mick even used a disabled toilet, Shatter will find out about it.”

Mr Shatter addressed the Dail yesterday afternoon about an ongoing Whistleblower debate.