‘Its Our Money Now And We’ll Do Whatever We Fucking like With It’ Says AIB

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CHAIRMAN of the Allied Irish Bank David Duffy confirmed today the bank bailout money is now theirs to do whatever they ‘fucking like with it’.

The state owned bank announced earlier that a €1.1bn bailout of its pension scheme is helping to pay retired executives, who managed the bank that helped collapse a nation, as much as €500,000 a year.

“What are ye haters going to do about it?” asked Duffy. “Camp out on the street again? Then end up fighting amongst yourselves over political principles? Don’t make me laugh. You people aren’t even able to manage a protest, not mind say a bank.

The best thing ye can do is to keep watching X-factor, dancing on ice and mind your own God damn business. Twats!” advised the 56-year-old.

The Allied Irish Bank also announced it will again increase transaction charges and mortgage interests rates in the new year, once they have found a valid excuse to do so.

Mr Duffy has also ruled out any loans for poor people in 2013 who make less than €200,000 a year.

“Don’t even bother coming to us looking for a loan unless you have some juicy property you can pawn off.”

The CEO yesterday defended his bank’s position, saying 9 out of ten mortgage holders who make less than the 200k per annum are struggling to make the bank any profit, and described customers in arrears as a ‘tumour on the banks testicles’.

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