INNOCENTLY towering over a red stained kitchen table laced with cigarette ash and cheese crumbs, several empty bottles of wine stood silently in unison like they didn’t just fuck you six ways to Sunday. “Whose idea was it to open a fourth bottle last night,” your dehydrated head asks rhetorically, before flashbacks confirmed it was… Read more »
BY NOW, everyone knows that wine is the healthiest drink you can consume in large quantities and is 9 times more beneficial than water, with even calls from those in the health and wellness community to include both white and red wine taps into every home in the country. Thanks to ongoing research, we now… Read more »
RESIDENTS of the O’Riordan household in Mallow county Cork have been advised that mother of the house, Tina O’Riordan, needs some wine, WWN has learned. The statement, issued at around 7pm this evening, was short and concise, yet managed to convey her message without any retort from her immediate family. “Mammy needs some wine,” gave… Read more »
HERE’S some crap research which somehow equates smoking 10 cigarettes to one bottle of wine but just keep on scrolling through your news feed because fuck this shit, wine is lovely so it is, WWN can confirm. UK researchers with obviously nothing else better to do have decided to help media outlets create clickbait style reports… Read more »
A NEW study into the effects of alcohol on the human body has unearthed a groundbreaking new find which could change the course of human history as we know it. Researchers at MIT in America have found that an equal measure of white wine “cancels out” the alcoholic effects of red wine when the white… Read more »