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Pub Sit-In Staff Will “Run Out Of Beer At Some Stage” Hopes Bank
A SPOKESPERSON for the local branch of the bank of Ireland said today that former employees of the Park Inn ... -
Gardai Looking To Question Karma Following Gilligan Hit
DUBLIN DETECTIVES have said they are currently looking to speak to Karma following the shooting of drug trafficker John ... -
Cliffs Of Moher To Be Lowered Due To Safety Fears
THE WILD Atlantic way promises to become one of the most scenic drives the world has ever seen, but with ... -
Being In The IRA Now The Least Shameful Aspect Of Tom Mc Feely
DISGRACED property developer Tom McFeely managed to lower his moral foundations, even more today by brushing off the death of ... -
Number Of Old Men Walking Around With Hands Behind Their Back Dwindling
A NEW survey has found a staggering decline in the number of elderly men walking around with their hands behind ... -
‘Could You Not Protest In English?’ Government Asks Irish Language Protesters
A week after a 10,000 strong protest took take place in Dublin, another protest was carried out by those seeking ... -
Calls For Cull On Healy-Rae’s
THE DEVASTATION caused by an ever increasing number of Healy-Rae’s on the west coast of Ireland has reached epidemic proportions, ... -
John Waters Takes Leave Of Absence To Concentrate On Not Being Homophobic
A number of reports emanating from rival publications indicate prominent columnist John Waters is to take a leave of absence ... -
Neutral Irish Troops Practice ‘Throwing Dirty Looks’ In Preparation For Syria Tour
Next month, soldiers of the 44th Infantry Group will be deployed to the volatile Golan Heights area as part of ... -
Kerry Whistle Blower Worried About His Future
TRADITIONAL MUSIC enthusiast Michael Walsh finished his set to an ecstatic applause from the punters of the Hogs Head bar ...
