House Music Producers Legally No Longer Required To Mention It’s ‘House Music’ In Every Track

MUSIC producers around the world have welcomed the abolishing of a draconian law which forced house music DJs to include the mention of ‘house music’ in every track, ending decades of annoyance for fans of the genre.

Initially brought in to warn listeners that they were indeed listening to house music, the repetitive reminder will no longer be enforced, however, not everyone is happy with the law change.

“What if house music comes on the radio and then hooks in unsuspecting kids into the genre,” voiced house music protestor Jeremy Wines, who had been campaigning for the warning to be kept, “one minute you’re in the car listening to house music and the next your chewing the gob off yourself at an illegal warehouse venue in an industrial estate in Meath on a Monday morning having to phone in sick to work – we must think of the consequences of such a move before we erase the warning”.

Originally brought into law in the late 80s by the government at the behest of the Church in a bid to stop the rise in raves, the ‘house music all night long’ warnings became synonymous with dance culture with many revellers not even knowing why the words ‘house music’ were always mentioned in house music tracks.

“I thought it was just the style, but it all makes sense now when I think back on it,” one EDM fan told WWN. “My only fear now is that people won’t know they’re dancing to house and end up giving it socks to ‘trance’ or some other flowery bollocks like that, which would be very embarrassing for a die-hard house head”.

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