So-Called Best Friends Actually Fucking Hate Each Other

WATERFORD based best friends Sean Greenan and Killian Tynan have had their long-standing relationship questioned by everyone who knows them, citing among other things, the fact that they clearly hate one another.

Despite describing themselves as ‘best friends’, the pair have accused of doing nothing but bitching, moaning and complaining about one another to anyone who will listen.

The ‘best friends’, who are regularly seen joined at the hip at high profile public events such as the pub and down the town, continue to rubbish their so-called best friend when he is not within ear shot.

“He’s an awful dry shite, he hasn’t been any craic for ages. He has my head melted,” Sean said of Killian, a man who he chooses to voluntarily spend 93% of his spare time with.

Repeating a pattern which has played out for much of the 30 years they have known each other, the 35-year-olds seem intent to devoting all the time they do not spend hanging out to criticising their best friend.

“Sean? Ah who knows with that lad, he’s always fuckin’ moaning about something. If it’s not the government, he’s giving out about how people give out too much,” Killian explained when prompted by no one.

However, in keeping with a tradition that harks back to their very first few days in primary school, the duo still inexplicably find themselves calling over to one another’s homes to sit around and talk shite about nothing for hours on end.