POLL: Can The Eurovision Go Fuck Itself?
ONCE a celebration of taste and talent, the Eurovision Song contest has descended into a gaudy monstrosity where dozens of countries send forward a committee-approved act at enormous cost to prostitute themselves for points on a stage shared with juggling grannies and skateboarding dogs.
Regardless of how far the Eurovision has fallen, Ireland still holds the contest in a special place thanks to a generation that fondly remember the wonderful feeling we had during our (still record-holding) 7 wins.
But with news emerging that RTÉ spent a whopping €337,000 of licence payers money to send Nicky Byrne to last year’s contest only to be voted out of contention by sneaky block-voting tactics from countries that neighbour each other, the question has to be asked; can the Eurovision contest go and fuck itself?
