“Just Try & Fucking Leave, I Dare You” Prince George Tells Scotland

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ADORABLE king in waiting Prince George has informed Scotland to ‘just try and fucking leave, I dare you’ after news emerged that the SNP have begun looking into the possibility of staging a second Scottish Independence referendum.

Taking a break out from reading The Art of War by Sun Tzu at playschool, the toddler made a slitting throat gesture while looking menacingly in the direction of Scotland.

“If you fuckers leave, where am I going to dump all those dead bodies,” queried the royal, dressed in his trademark outfit of a demon child from the 1940s, “Glasgow was supposed to be where I sent my most hated enemies”.

Citing economic uncertainty and the fact that over 60% of Scotland voted to remain in the EU, SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon confirmed a second referendum would have to be considered.

“You know I could just turn a Trident missile on all you Irn Bru swilling, heroin loving ginger pricks at any moment. So don’t even think about staging another vote,” Prince George said, while producing what looked like the scalps of several ginger Scots who ‘tried to defy him’.

Prince George then wondered out loud if it was possible to deep fry a human being.

Palace insiders confirmed the Prince’s remarks stating ‘he’s really coming on with his speech, so many words. You can’t shut up these days’.

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