Fucking Loser Likes His Steak Well Done

A COMPLETE fucking loser ordered a fillet steak ‘well done’ in a county Waterford restaurant this evening, despite it being frowned upon by just about everyone who knows better.

Conor Moylan, who obviously doesn’t get out much, requested the 8 ounce lump of meat whilst dining with work friends, much to their utter embarrassment.

“I knew Conor was a bit of a bog warrior, but I didn’t know he was this backward,” work colleague Dermot Tobin explained. “He’ll be digesting that until Christmas”

“To make it worse, when the waiter asked if he wanted garlic butter or pepper sauce, he replied ‘neither’, and asked for ketchup instead” added Tobin, who ordered his own steak, ‘blue’, in a bid to show everyone how different he is.

Unaware of his of own ignorance, Moylan also requested a ‘pint of Ribena orange’ to accompany the meal, stating that he never could get used to ‘that wine shite’.

“It all tastes the same to me,” he gloated, as if pointing out some unique and humorous observation “Don’t get me started on those fancy pansy beers either. The country is lost up its own hole, lately. They’ll be installing sparkling water taps in their sinks next”.

Surprisingly, Moylan went on to order the ‘cheese board’ for dessert, like it was nobody’s business.