Giant Toblerone Found Underneath Egyptian Pyramids

THIS could change the history books as we know it. A giant Toblerone bar has been found buried underneath the Pyramids of Giza, new SAR technology has found.

Researchers from Switzerland discovered the huge subterranean honey, almond nougat, and salted caramel structure sprawling kilometres under Giza, which they now believe could contain the secrets of the ancients.

“How have these giant pyramid chunks of chocolate not melted in the extreme desert heat over thousands of years is anyone’s guess,” posed Dr. Fredrick Serison, lead researcher of the team responsible for the find.

Chocolate of The Gods author Graham Cockhang has welcomed the findings, which he says proves his theory of an ancient civilisation which was wiped out due to a sudden wave of obesity during the younger Dryas period over 12,000 years ago.

“Evidence of advanced chocolate loving civilisations just keeps getting older and older,” Cockhang told WWN, whose theories have been labelled as ludicrous by mainstream archaeologists who continue to attack his work.

“Graham obviously has never studied the fact that chocolate has been around for tens of thousands of years and that this is nothing spectacular really,” ancient Egypt archaeologist Professor Clint Drool dismissed the find as nothing but ordinary.

It is believed that as well as the hidden range of Toblerone triangular columns, they also came across a 300-metre papyrus till receipt for 2,000,000 shat, which would be the equivalent of $4bn in today’s money.

“Toblerone seems to have been always an expensive choice of chocolate, fitting of pharaoh kings,” researchers concluded.

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