“Hey! Only Irish People Can Say Ireland’s Corporate Tax System A Scam” US Commerce Secretary Told

BILLIONAIRE US Secretary for Commerce Howard Lutnick has been informed that while many Irish people themselves believe Ireland’s tax regime has myriad loopholes which benefit large multi-nationals, only they are allowed to complain about it.

“That may be true but shut your mouth,” countered Irish people, as Lutnick, recently in the spotlight for saying 90-year-old pensioners in the US wouldn’t complain about not having their social security paid out, put Ireland’s tax regime in the Trump administration’s crosshairs.

“Have you ever heard an Irish person butt in on American business and say anything less than complimentary about White House policies? No! So shut it Lutdick,” added Irish people, diplomatically.

“When I say it, it’s said out of a belief things could be better but this guy is a dipshit,” added one Irish person who expected more from the finance billionaire who tried to declare his former boss ‘mentally incapacitated’ on his death bed so Lutnick could gain control of the company.

Elsewhere, another group of Irish citizens have claimed that Lutnick and the Trump administration can dismantle Ireland’s multinational employers and cripple the economy through misguided tariffs in an exchange for one fully functional metro to Dublin airport.