South Korean Police Asked If They’re Free On The 20th Of January

SOUTH KOREAN police have been asked to place themselves on standby, following the successful arrest of impeached president Yoon Suk Yeol earlier today.

“Do you do secondments abroad? Private hire?” inquired one American, who urged the police force to check their calendars and availability for January 20th of the year.

“Don’t worry, you’ll know the guy when you see him. Can’t miss him. Well at least one person did, but we just want him arrested to answer for crimes he committed,” added another American, alluding to a quaint practice exercised in South Korea that could have potential to become popular in the US.

Along with K-Pop and Squid Games, many Americans are hoping the South Korean cultural practice called ‘accountability’ catches on in their homeland and feel police officers from the East Asian nation could really help when it comes to arresting a president that breaks the law.

“So basically on the 20th, there will be this big party in Washington DC. Anyway, once you walk passed the billionaires trying to lick this guy’s boots you just scoop him up and off to jail,” another American pleaded.

Elsewhere, other Americans expressed their outrage at the belief held by some people that if you repeatedly break the law maybe you should be arrested for it or at the very least not be president.

“Oh, you can, like, do that?” bewildered US law enforcement and justice officials exclaimed when hearing of calls for Donald Trump’s arrest.

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