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Woman’s Sudden Onset Of Hunger Just Happened To Coincide With Boyfriend Going Into Kitchen

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A PHYSIOLOGICAL mystery is unfolding in one Waterford apartment as local woman Amy Sheeran’s ghrelin hormone production and operation of the hypothalamus; the part of the brain which controls hunger sparks into life only at times her boyfriend Ross Malone enters the kitchen.

“It’s not always when I’m headed for the kitchen, God love her at times it occurs when she sees me slightly twitch on the couch and she says ‘are you going to the kitchen?'” explained Malone who has fielded ‘while you’re in there’ snack requests in the thousands.

“It’s the weirdest thing, I’m perfectly sated, achieving a hunger/fed equilibrium that means I’m never getting up myself to go to the kitchen. Honestly so strange, kind of freaks me out” mused 25-year-old Sheeran, at a loss as to an explanation for the sudden desire for a little snack treat phenomenon.

Sheeran is thankfully not alone as she endures this eerie and troubling sensation, as almost 99% of girlfriends and wives around the world also report similar circumstances.

“And I’d just like to say while it is weird, yes, I don’t necessarily want to get to the bottom of it or find a solution as it’s working out well for me after all. But yes, what a strange little occurrence,” added Sheeran, rooted to the couch, hand outstretched receiving a share bag of Doritos from Malone.

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