Government Efficiency Win: Trump Hires Two People To Do The One Job

ONE OF Donald Trump’s big pre-election pledges has already been fulfilled and he’s not even back in the White House yet.

“What better way to say I’m serious about limiting the size of government and its wastage than by creating a new fake department which can actually only be created by passing an act in Congress,” offered Donald Trump when making the announcement.

In setting up the Department of Government Efficiency Trump announced the efficient hiring of two people to do the one job of one person; salt of the earth billionaires Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy.

“People have been critical of hiring two people for the one job but I’ve already identified billions in savings for the US taxpayer” explained Elon Musk while proposing that one company in receipt of billions in taxpayer subsidies and government contracts, SpaceX, could be cut loose.

“This is a new age of streamlining, and only the fittest will survive. If companies like this SpaceX are so good, they’ll have no problem being profitable without sucking off the teeth of the government,” added Musk, mid-jump.

Elsewhere, Trump has been praised for moving away from one of the major deficiencies of the Biden administration by actually hiring people on merit, in this case one billionaire who used cash prizes and a social media platform he owns to help get him elected.

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