Shock As Billionaire Singles Out Teachers In A Government Full Of Landlords

THERE was a surprising level of shock after local billionaire Michael O’Leary singled out the profession of teachers among sitting Dáil TDs as an excuse as to why the country is the way it is without once mentioning the large number of landlords, WWN has learned.

Despite the fact some 80 TDs and Senators are landlords or landowners with some politicians holding substantial property portfolios, the man overseeing a company ranked the 10th largest polluter in Europe turned his attention to 19 politicians who are former teachers.

“He has a point though,” echoed the nation’s dads, who just love how the billionaire says it how it is, adding, “we wouldn’t have nearly 15,000 homeless people if it wasn’t for those lazy bastard teachers currently influencing policy to suit themselves.

“As Michael said we need more TDs from the private sector to bring more tax breaks and less pesky CO2 regulations to generate the revenue needed to keep big international airline profits soaring so people like Michael can receive more €100mn yearly bonuses”.

O’Leary, a landlord with a vast property portfolio himself, doubled down on his remarks over the weekend by insisting ‘people were free to disagree with him’.

“Oh no, don’t get me wrong; I absolutely despise any civil servant earning less than 100 grand per year that can’t facilitate my own financial interests, that’s why I’m voting for Fine Gael,” O’Leary concluded.