Unclear What Happened In Man’s Life That Led Him To Comment “Stay Strong Champ” Under Conor McGregor Post
THOUSANDS of people who had the misfortune to happen upon the reply sections below Conor McGregor’s recent social media posts can’t help but ponder the life of one local man, Anthony Clannon, and how he came to become the sort of person who would write a supportive ‘stay strong champ’ message.
“Oh wow, it’s his real name and picture and everything. Fascinating. Would you look at that, he has two young daughters,” marveled one observer, who felt like reading further comments would have a similar effect on their brain as jamming a screwdriver into their ear canal.
“Never mind funding studies into dementia or shit like that, I must know this man’s cavernous mind. What motivates him? Is he also a giant piece of irredeemable shit who fears the walls are closing in on him? Oh, there’s another comment, this Anthony chap is pledging to buy 400 bottles of Black Forge in protest of businesses no longer stocking it, what an enchanting, peculiar imbecile,” added another observer.
Not an isolated sentiment, Clannon is believed to be one of many people you presume have a restraining order out against them, that has taken it upon themselves to urge the former part time UFC star worth hundreds of millions of euro to keep his chin up.
“Did Anthony go to one of those experimental schools run by behavioural psychologists exploring whether it’s possible to mold someone into the world’s biggest twat?” queried another internet user, captivated by seeing some people suggesting McGregor’s actions were actually a deep state conspiracy preventing him from running for president.
“I don’t think I’m willing to allow my mind go to the idiotic depths required to imagine what must have befallen this man that this is the result,” cautioned another avid comment section reader. “This is what I’ve been saying about Ireland for years, more needs to be done for children dropped on their heads… after they’ve fallen from a plane, into the world’s deepest ravine and infected with brain eating parasites.”