Landlords In Shocking Last Minute Endorsement Of People Before Profit

A KEY intervention which could sway a number of voters, Irish landlords have sensational given their backing to People Before Profit.

“Ah now in fairness they’ve got a point,” the Irish Federation Of Landlords said, opening a rare statement of endorsement which for many inexplicably saw the representative body support the Trotskyist party.

“I bought a few houses just so I could get locked into a 25 year lease with the council, with them liable for all upkeep and repairs, upward only rent-reviews, that’s mad. Someone needs to stop me because I won’t, I love passive income too much haha,” offered one IFL member.

Some IFL members have even gone door to door on the campaign trail encouraging voters to transfer left.

“I mean come on, that’s ridiculous right? You’ve got to put an end to it,” said one landlord going, as he showed off live CCTV footage to would-be voters of his old Georgian house which has four bunk beds filled with foreign nationals per room.

“It’s not right the unjust and unequal system we have now, it’s got to the point where myself and my developer friends wake up every day expecting a new subsidy or rebate to land in bank accounts from Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael. We may be landlords in the streets but we’re socialist revolutionaries in the sheets,” concluded the letter of endorsement for PBP.

In response, People Before Profit said landlords are vampiric leeches that feast on the capital generated by ordinary workers but also, thanks for the endorsement.

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