Local Woman Thinks Facebook Is Her Fucking Diary Or Something

A COUNTY Waterford woman has been branded ‘a bit of an attention seeker’ by several of her online peers today following yet another detailed Facebook post about something or other.

Friends of Jessica Tenant have come forward in a bid to intervene in her daily torrent of monotonous dribble after finally having enough, with many resorting to actually hiding her Facebook posts from their precious timelines.

“In real life she’s grand,” insisted actual friend Deirdre Kehoe, “It’s just when she starts this needy shit I don’t like. It seems to be never ending too. She just rambles on about stupid things in her life constantly, like Facebook is her personal diary or something. We need to do something”.

Following yet another 600 word post about why she hates rummaging through the reduced aisle in Tesco so much, several pals took the opportunity to highlight her misgivings, in a bid to shine light on her annoying nature.

“Will you ever shut the fuck up Jessy, for fuck sakes,” Mary Dalton carefully commented, holding back as much as she could, “Seriously girl, do you think anyone gives a shit about your fucking bowel movements or what you had for fucking breakfast. Give it a fucking rest. Everyone is sick of your bollox. Facebook is not your fucking diary, so just share inspirational quotes that sum up how you feel instead, like the rest of us”.

Unaware of her apparent wrongdoings, Jessica Tenant took the comment, which so far has 567 likes, as a bit of a laugh, wallowing in the attention it was now receiving.

“Hahahaha Mary gurl, you’re gas out hahahaha,” Jessica replied, before posting an updated picture of her little toe she banged off the press last week, which seems to be doing fine now that the nail is growing back.