Complete Fucking Morons Think Broken Light Is A Sign From God

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A SMALL group of complete fucking morons have reportedly found a sign from God on Blarney Street in Cork, WWN has learned.

The unbelievable occurrence, which has a completely logical explanation, has been described by empty headed dullards as a ‘miracle’ having been bestowed upon Cork residents by God himself as some sort of ‘sign’.

Referred to by several media outlets, who actually pay journalists to write these stories, as a ‘phenomenon’, the cracked traffic light at the junction at Blarney Street and Shanakiel Road has resulted in what some idiots are calling an ‘eerie glow’.

“I’ve got cancer 6 times and my family were killed in a car crash last year, which I’ve never taken as signs from God,” explained local James Fagan, “but this traffic light which has had its light redirected onto a statue of Jesus because of a crack, now that’s a fucking sign”.

The meaning of the sign, which is most definitely not a sign, has been the source of much debate amongst people who are actually allowed to drive, hold down a job and vote.

“I’m fierce spiritual like, and I’d say the sign is basically some sort of sign from God,” expounded Cork resident Aine Teahan.

While contact has been made with the Vatican by locals to help classify to incident as a miracle, officials in the Papacy have told them to ‘cop the fuck on’.

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