‘My Kitchen Rules’ Producers Confirm Mushroom Murder Accused Has Applied For Next Season Of Show

PRODUCERS of popular Australian cooking competition My Kitchen Rules have said every prospective contestant is ‘innocent until proven guilty’ and that Erin Patterson ‘correctly filled out her application’ form for the next season of the show.

“If we judged everyone on their worst cooked meal where would that leave us? We’d have no contestants and no show,” confirmed one MKR producer.

“What’s great about MKR is its passionate viewers and fans, and I hope they trust Manu and Colin to judge contestants on their cooking alone and not whatever personal history they bring with them,” added another producer, who felt if Patterson was to participate she still wouldn’t be the worst contestant they’ve had on the show.

The minds behind the TV institution confirmed that as long as Patterson be free and available to participate in the show, she could do so but there remains one hurdle.

“So far, we haven’t been able to pair her with a teammate. And team work is at the heart of MKR. If you don’t have someone alongside you to tell you your sauce needs some salt, the steak is too rare or your ingredients are poisonous, you’re probably gone in round 1,” added a crew member.

Elsewhere, there are concerns within Australian media circles that they have failed to cover the mushroom trial enough and that there may be some fish at the bottom of the Marianna trench that are unaware of the latest twists and turns in the trial.

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