Irish Lads Go On Epic Martin Luther King Day Session


COYBIG! A group of Irish lads are in the middle of an epic drinking session to commemorate the life of revered American civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr.

Martin Luther King Day, which takes place on the third Monday of January each year, is currently being ‘lit up in style’ by Sean Hanlon, Mark Jennings, Cian Hanlon and Francis ‘Mad-Head’ McLoughlain, who began drinking at 12pm this afternoon and have no intentions of stopping anytime soon.

“Jaysus, you couldn’t let Martin Luther King day go by without a few scoops,” said 23-year-old Hanlon, getting a round of Jagerbombs in.

“Although to be honest, I only found out it was MLK day yesterday, when I was looking through Google to find an excuse to go on the lash. What was he, a singer or something?”

“Hopefully, the MLK day session will become part of our yearly drinking calendar. It’s just what we needed really, to fill that long stretch between Christmas and Valentine’s Day. I must say, it’s turning out pretty well to begin with. We haven’t had a drinking session like this since International Women’s Day last year”.

The quartet of hard-drinking young lads will cap off the day ‘the MLK way’, by being tackled to the ground by a group of Gardaí and having the living shit kicked out of them.