Dad Always Going On About How Little Porn There Was Back In His Day

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A DUBLIN teenager has expressed frustration at his Dad’s constant stories about how things were different “back in his day”, mostly revolving around how poor the family was back then, and how little hardcore pornography was available to him.

Sean Feenan, 16, has to put up with his dad Eamon, 49, hovering around when he’s trying to browse porn sites on his computer.

Eamon will frequently glance at the array of graphic sexual images, tut, and go into a tale about when he was a teenager and had to make do with the lingerie section of a catalogue if he wanted to “look after himself”.

Growing frustrated with his father’s constant remarks about how “kids these days can watch all the interracial gang-bangs they want”, Sean decided to ask his Dad to just not mention porn ever again.

“I’m like ‘ok Dad, I get it, you didn’t see a shaved vagina until you were in your twenties'” sighed Sean, rolling his eyes.

“I’m tired hearing how things were different back then, and you had to count on a video tape that a friend owned that you were only allowed have a lend of for one night at a time. I don’t know if my Dad is jealous of the fact that my phone can bring up literally any combination of sexual images that I ask it to, or what, but he needs to quit lecturing me on how I should appreciate porn just because he never had any”.

The 16-year-old then went back to look at lesbian orgies on his iPad, while his Dad recalled “walking six miles in the snow” if he wanted to see a lesbian, back in his day.

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