Coworker Expecting No One To Mention Two New Inflatable Balloons She Now Has Instead Of Lips

DECIDING not to just get it out of the way and confirm the obvious; that she had some fillers placed in her lips, local office worker Emily Collins has embraced pretending her lips have not been replaced by two life jackets much to her colleague’s dismay.

“So what, I’m just supposed to pretend like a wasps nest didn’t just stage a UFC fight card on her lips? C’mon!” pleaded sales manager Niall Kingston, who spent the morning expecting Collins to acknowledge what everyone could see.

Immediately seeking advice from their HR manager, staff at Paradigm Solutions cited the fact that it is hardly a case of singling someone out unfairly if Collins’ lips look like they were assembled by a circus clown who had never made an inflatable animal before.

“I’m not normally one to be passing comment on other people’s looks, but then again normally people don’t hook their lips up to the air tire pressure yoke they have at petrol stations,” offered receptionist Stacey Byrne.

“It’s the audacity of it I don’t like, that we’re just expected not to say anything? When Margaret got the teeth done over in Turkey she let us all queue up for a look. That’s the way of things. Same with Pete’s appendix scar,” groused office manager Paula Pearse.

Staff maintain that it’s the drastic and sudden difference in Collins’ appearance that they feel makes maintaining a silence over the change an onerous proposition.

“If she’d done it like John did, and only changed ever so slightly, bit by bit over time we wouldn’t say a thing. Like, I’m not even sure people know John had the five inches added,” confirmed an understanding HR manager Lauren Kinsella.

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