Fine Gael Voters To Be Fitted With Visors That Block View Of Inequality, Suffering

AHEAD of an impending general election announcement, Fine Gael have actioned a plan aimed at helping members of the public reluctantly voting for the party sleep at night.

Repurposing blinkers previously owed by horses disposed of in a pit by the horse racing industry and giving them a tech-upgrade, Fine Gael voters can now rid themselves of the guilty feeling that while their vote could possibly ensure their continued economic stability growing inequality is indeed tearing away at the fabric of society.

“I think there was Black Mirror episode with this exact thing, and I thought what a novel idea from such an uplifting show,” confirmed chief Ignore Your Conscience, We’re Doing Alright strategist, Simon Harris.

Delivered to voters via a team of zero-hour contract immigrants Fine Gael are becoming increasingly hostile towards, the visor will land in supporters’ homes in the coming days but not everyone is happy.

“Seems like a waste of money buying them visors, what’s the point in misery if you can’t gawk at it while becoming increasingly aroused?” opined one Fine Gael voter, who actually enjoys reading about 230,000 Irish children living in poverty.

“If anything I’d want to be sent a pair of binoculars, get a proper close up look of people struggling,” continued the voter, licking his lips.

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