Young Lad Has London Accent Now After Watching TV Thing
PARENTS of country Waterford teenager Damien Lyons have expressed concern over his recent transition from his thick Waterford accent to a London based accent, despite never even visiting the British capital, WWN reports.
“We’ve noticed he just wears black clothes now and suddenly walks with a limp, but when we brought him to the doctors they couldn’t find anything wrong with his leg,” said worried father Mossey Lyons, who is seventh genmeration Waterford. “The get up of him walking ’round is embarrassing – yer from Saint John’s Park boy, not fucking Brixton, ya clown!”
“It is what it is blud, innit?” a hooded Damien Lyons replied when asked why he has transformed his entirepersonality into a fictional character potrayed by a well spoken and highly paid actor on TV.
The sudden change in accent followed a recent binge watch of a London gang-based TV series, sparking what doctors insist is an epidemic in London accents forming in impressionable young boys across Ireland who now think they’re drill rappers or gansters or some shit.
“It’s just a phase he’s going through,” explained another parent reporting similar changes in their teenage son, “I found a bloodied 13″ zombie knife on him the other day. Sure God love him, he’ll be a different character next week… hopefully not an inmate in a maximnum-security prison”.