Man Sincerely Hoping ‘Can We Talk?’ Text From Friend Not Going Involve Him Having To Provide Emotional Support

A PING OF a WhatsApp notification which made his blood run cold, local man Will O’Mongan is hoping the preview message appearing on his phone is but a figment of his imagination.

‘Can we talk?’ said the brief and miserly electronic communication. Just three short words penned by O’Mongan’s friend and partner in crime Eddie McHatton which could, under certain interpretations, lead someone to believe McHatton is in the market for a craic-free chat full of confessions, confrontations and challenging material.

Something 27-year-old O’Mongan has a note from his doctor about clearly stating he is allergic to.

“Don’t get me wrong, we’re lifelong friends, I’d do anything for the lad but if this thing means I’ve to provide some emotional support or something ah fuck that, you know?” explained O’Mongan, who will be employing a tactic whereby he will claim to have never seen the message should McHatton reiterate his desire for an audience with his friend.

“That’s this weekend fucked ‘n all. Was planning on the session with Eddie but I’ll have to duck him until whatever ‘can we talk?’ is about fades away,” confirmed O’Mongan.

O’Mongan once again stated that if McHatton had expanded on his initial text confirming his desire to talk about the Star Wars game, the football, the traffic cone they stole and left on a bus last week or what a wet wipe Niall was then he could and would immediately respond to his friend’s text.

“In the meantime best to hold off until it’s clear it’s not anything serious”.