Irish Mother 12 Hours Into Being Interrogated At CIA Black Site Still Won’t Give Up Soda Bread Recipe

THE BLOOD stained halls of CIA black site Alpha0x4Q9 have been the backdrop to some of the most punishing torture sessions ever carried by human beings on other human beings, resulting in the handing over of crucial information.

“Are you a Cassidy, last time I checked only a Cassidy of Ballinlusk has the recipe. It wouldn’t be a family recipe if I gave it out to ever Tom, Dick and Harry now would it?” the defiant words of Maureen Cassidy, who still refuses to break despite two CIA torture experts wailing on her for 12 hours all to ascertain the recipe of her prized soda bread.

“Have you no manners at all, that’s no way to ask for something. Did your mothers raise you at’all at’all,” confirmed Cassidy, coming out of her 6th waterboarding of the morning as reluctant as ever to dispense with soda bread recipe which the Cassidy family believe originated with Noirin Cassidy in the 1830s.

Despite being subjected to the sort of psychological torture that would make the strongest of spies crack, including the blasting through speakers of the cries of previous victims of torture and worse, some Westlife, Cassidy remains steadfast in her aims to withhold the information even gaining the upper hand on her captors.

“Alright give me a pen… and I’ll write down how ye two are some ejects if you think I’d spill a single detail. You’ll never break me,” offered Cassidy, prompting one CIA man to burst into tears and quit on the spot.

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