Local Arsehole Never Wrong

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LOCAL arsehole Cian Kennedy has confirmed, in a series of recent discussions and arguments with friends, family, coworkers and even several strangers that he is never wrong.

Buoyed by the knowledge that he is incapable of every being wrong about anything, the arsehole has taken to all disputes be they great or small with a dogged determination to make everyone aware of the fact.

Kennedy has engaged in close to 4,000 minor and major disputes this year alone, failing, according to his own reports, to ever being proved wrong.

In a bizarre twist however, several people in the Waterford community in which Kennedy lives have had the temerity to erroneously point out that the 33-year-old is actually fallable, much to his disgust.

“Good luck trying to tell him he’s wrong, you’ll kiss goodbye to the best years of your life,” Kennedy’s partner of seven years Andrew Hanley told WWN.

“I love him like a son,” Kennedy’s mother explained to WWN, “but not being an expert in a subject proves no barrier to the arsehole telling you he’s right about everything, I honestly don’t know where he got it from”.

A familiar scenario played itself out last night as Kennedy once again confirmed his infallibility.

“No, sorry I’m right, no, listen – I’m right,” Kennedy assured a number of people in his local while engaged in an argument over Ireland’s impending obesity crisis, which was preceded by an argument over beer mats.

“Alright, alright, stop, we’ll talk about something else, but I’m right,” Kennedy added, confirming once again that he can never be wrong and that he is also an arsehole.

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