No Side Delete Search History After Looking Up ‘Gay Sex’

FOLLOWING reports that a radio debate on Marriage Equality was reduced to a member of the no side asking for a description of gay sex, comes the news that the no side have deleted their internet search history in a panic.

The details of homosexual love making are of course entirely unknown to the heterosexual community, with the majority of the gay community refusing to share any information relating to it.

Operating under a mysterious code of Omerta, gay and lesbian couples are not allowed to share the details of their sexual practice. If any details are shared, the offending couple are immediately killed.

The no side had recently toyed with the idea of trying to uncover the secrets of sex lives of the gay community, weighing up the merits of hiring a team of private investigators.

“We would have certainly explored the idea a detective peering in through gay people’s windows in the name of that is traditional,” explained a spokesman for the no side Brendan O’Byrne, “but we blew our budget on our latest batch of posters which show gay couples robbing babies by ripping them right out of the womb of the Virgin Mary, God bless her”.

O’Byrne went on to explain why the no side took the drastic action of searching ‘gay sex’ on Google.

“We had no choice, that’s when we decided to crowd round the no side computer and after some pussy footing around, we all pressed enter at the same time,” O’Byrne explained.

Such were the parental settings on the computer, it actually caught fire and blew up shortly after entering the phrase ‘gay sex’ into Google and so a back up laptop was sourced.

“We all starting asking ‘what comes up’, in the search like, because we actually all had our eyes squeezed closed you know, for fear of seeing… something. So I plucked up the courage to open my eyes, but all I could see were pictures of scissors and fudge bars, I got quite the craving for fudge actually. The gay agenda strikes again though, as we’re none the wiser as to what they do be getting up to”.

O’Byrne confirmed the no side immediately deleted their internet history but sadly inadvertently deleted several bookmarks which included ‘how to hide your homophobia’ and ‘how to survive the homosexual apocalypse’.

The yes side have gone on record to state that they couldn’t care less what kind of boring prudish sex the no side get up to.