Man Can’t Even Murder 50k People Without Risking Arrest Thanks To Woke ICC

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU has decried his unfair treatment at the hands of the International Criminal Court, claiming the issuing of his arrest warrant sends the wrong message about consequences for murdering almost 50,000 people in a little over 12 months.

“I worry about today’s woke world where you can’t even murder 50,000 people without someone calling it a ‘war crime’ and ‘genocide’,” confirmed the corrupt Israeli leader.

“Spare a thought for the real victim in this; my wife. I can’t take her to Paris for shopping anymore. She’ll have to contend with misusing more public funds to spend $100,000 on catering,” said Netanyahu, who will face arrest if he sets foot in the 124 countries signed up to the ICC.

Netanyahu expressed confusion at the arrest warrant issued for Yoav Gallant, a man he considered so bad at achieving IDF war crime targets he fired him.

“Did I say ‘antisemitism’ yet? I didn’t? I’m losing my touch, so yeah the ICC is antisemitic,” concluded Netanyahu of the body that also issued arrest warrants for Hamas commander Mohammed Deif.

Coming to the defence of the Israeli leader, a number of world leaders said the ICC’s ruling sets the dangerous precedent of treating Palestinians as human beings whose lives have value on par with every other human being.