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Signs You’re A ‘Geriatric Millennial’
Read them and weep, you ancient sack of yesterday’s youth. The term geriatric millennial has being doing the rounds for ... -
Local Man Rubbernecks It Every Time He Drives Past Mosque
LOCAL curious man David Ferrin has exclusively revealed that he is at his most distracted and dangerous on the roads ... -
How Ireland Is Celebrating The Queen’s Jubilee
SOME incorrectly look across the water at the Queen’s platinum jubilee celebrations and see it has a damning indictment of ... -
French Sports Minister Tearfully Recalls Police’s Brave Pepper Spraying Of Children
DEFENDING the scenes surrounding the Champions League final in Paris, French sports minister Amelie Oudea-Castera continued to place the blame ... -
Claire Byrne Live: The Best Segments
AS CLAIRE BYRNE Live airs its final ever episode tonight after seven years on the air, WWN looks back on ... -
Everything Irish Children Told Would ‘Put Hairs On Your Chest’ Just Caused Longterm Psychological Damage, ...
A RECENT study carried out by Institute of Research Into Studies of Research has discovered that the majority of things ... -
Postman Fired After Biting Dog
AN POST worker has been fired and is now in garda custody after a spate of rabid attacks on dogs ... -
Country In Such A Shambles You Can’t Even Emigrate Anymore
THE PROSPEROUS and affluent nation of Ireland, with a GDP larger than the the known universe, is in such a ... -
Rugby Mad, Liverpool Supporting Kildare Man Could Have Had Better Weekend
IN WHAT experts are calling possibly the worst sporting weekend endured by anyone in recent times, Leinster supporting, Liverpool mad ... -
Yury Filatov’s Guide To Laying Low Until The Heat Dies Down
A MASTER in the art of watching the volcanic heat tail off to a nice manageable simmer, WWN is delighted ... -
Independent Study Shows If Work Was In Bed, Local Man Would Sleep On Floor
THE hunt for the nation’s most slothful person may have come to an end, after an independent research group deemed ... -
Chugger Has That Lean And Smile Thing Down To Fine Art
VETERAN charity muggers or ‘chuggers’ have remarked on the speed at which new recruit Alex Fannelly has picked up the ...
