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World Not Sure Lightsaber To Chest Could Stop Johnson These Days
AFTER British PM Boris Johnson’s narrow victory during this week’s vote of confidence in parliament, the world has asked: is ... -
Gallagher Brothers To Reform Oasis Once The Other One Is Dead
FANS hoping for an Oasis reunion received both good and bad news today, with the announcement that it’s maybe happening, ... -
Pope Might Resign: Here’s The Contenders To Replace Him
AS RUMOURS swirl about Pope Francis’ imminent resignation from his position as God’s PA, WWN casts our eyes over his ... -
Irish Faces ‘Too Ugly’ For Facial Recognition Software To Work Warn Experts
FRESH fears have been raised over the viability of gardaà using facial recognition technology as international experts warn Irish people ... -
Taxis In Dublin Now Rarer Than Affordable Place To Rent
A BUSY bank holiday weekend has again highlighted the struggle Dubliners have when it comes to taxis and every other ... -
Bord Pleanála Board Overturned Planning Decision For Cousin’s Neighbour’s Cat
A FRESH scandal has emerged for the under fire planning body as a board member failed to disclose their conflict ... -
Man On Diet Currently Being Eye-Fucked By Haagen Daz In Freezer
A LOCAL Waterford man is regretting announcing his recent undertaking of a diet to friends, families and coworkers with huge ... -
Ways Davy Stockbrokers Could Improve Their Reputation
AFTER a bond trading scandal, being forced to pay out €20k to a former worker who was told to ‘consider ... -
US Mass Shooting We’re Reporting Today Not The One You’re Thinking Of
AS a media outlet, WWN is often faced with heartbreaking decisions such as choosing which US mass shooting to cover ... -
Queen Spends All Day Practicing Face-Rip-Lizard-Reveal In Mirror
FEARING that her life force may not sustain her mortal vessel for another solar cycle, the Queen has decided that ... -
Internet Really Proud Of How It Conducted Itself During Depp/Heard Trial
EXHIBITING the sort of knowing smile reserved for only the most humble individuals, internet users everywhere have commended themselves on ... -
Here’s What The Dublin Airport ‘Holding Area’ For Passengers Could Look Like
THE Dublin Airport Authority has today humbly accepted apologies from passengers for causing the recent chaotic scenes and announced passengers ...
