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Dublin Airport Calm This Morning… Too Calm…
CAUTIOUS travellers have reported that Dublin Airport seems to be moving smoothly in recent days, with no signs of the ... -
Blatter To Spend Day In Court Fanning Himself With Cash
WHETHER it is simply a way to cool himself down or an elaborate display to let the judge and jury ... -
Local Man’s Shit Heap Of A Micra Somehow Worth 10 Grand Now
SUCH IS the scarcity in supply of new cars to the market, prices continue to rise for used cars which ... -
Even Country That Had Death Penalty For Drugs Now Legalising Weed
NEWS THAT Thailand, previously known for executing you for even thinking about snorting sugar, is to allow the cultivation and ... -
Having No Opinion On An Infant: A Guide
PRINCE Harry and his wife Meghan Markle have posted a photo of their daughter Lilibet on her first birthday, prompting ... -
“We Just Love Money” Golfers Defend Joining Saudi-Backed LIV Tour
FINALLY coming clean on their motives for joining the controversial Saudi-backed LIV golf tour, the participating golfers have confirmed ‘hey, ... -
Twitter Accuses Musk Of Withholding Data About Offering Woman Horse In Exchange For ‘Erotic Massage’
IN THE WAKE of Elon Musk attempting to back out of his deal to acquire Twitter citing a lack of ... -
The Complete List Of Solutions To US Mass Shootings That Isn’t Gun Control
NOW that it has been scientifically proven once more by Republican politicians that new laws pertaining to gun control would ... -
Ryanair Somehow On Wrong Side Of South African Apartheid In 2022
RYANAIR have faced criticism for a controversial new policy that harkens back to the dark days of South African apartheid, ... -
Woman On Facebook Wishes Leaving Cert Students Best Of Luck Despite Nobody Under Age Of ...
SOCIAL media users have overestimated how many 17-year-old students are on Facebook this morning, such as Waterford woman Catherine Marron ... -
Lovely Gesture: Ireland To Lose To Ukraine Tonight
CONTINUING its enduring acts of solidarity with the Ukrainian people, Ireland has kindly agreed to ‘let’ Ukraine beat them in ... -
Government Regrets Asking Man In Charge Of Fixing McDonalds Ice Cream Machine To Build Metrolink
THE coalition government has apologised for an ‘error in judgement’ in the procurement process relating the long delayed Metrolink project ...
