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Emergency Sitting Of Dáil Called To Increase Politicians Pay After Senator Spends Night In Car
WHILE the rest of the country was slumbering peacefully after double checking every single electrical item was plugged out and ... -
Local Man Gets In The Mood For ‘Maverick’ With Some Homoerotic Horsing Around With The ...
MARKING the impending release of Top Gun sequel Maverick, local man Alan Geoghan is getting in the mood with some ... -
Ukraine War Entering That Drawn-Out, Barely Newsworthy Phase
IT has been explained to Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy that the plight of his nation ‘couldn’t have been expected’ to ... -
Miserable Cow Hits It Off With Unbearable Prick On First Date
CATRIONA Evans, a notorious blackhole of joy, and Kevin Farrin, a skin-crawling caveman, have confounded the expectations of experts three ... -
Famous Off Screen Romances You Didn’t Know About
YOU don’t have to go far to read up on the love life of high profile celebrity couples but every ... -
Old Half-Bags Of Cement In Dad’s Garden Might Actually Be Worth Fortune
THE soaring cost of building materials may benefit people who never throw anything out in case it ‘comes in handy’, ... -
“Nee Naw, Nee Naw” Gardaà To Be Trained In Shouting Out Emergency Siren
GARDA SÃochána members are to be trained in on shouting out emergency signals after it was revealed that only a ... -
WHO Warns Of New Outbreak Of ‘Poxy Goths’
“GOTHS…I regret to inform you all, are back” said an exhausted and terrified looking Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the head ... -
Being Unable To Breastfeed, And Other Signs You’re A Dreadful Mother
THE US is currently experiencing a prolonged shortage of baby formula, but that wouldn’t affect you if you were breastfeeding ... -
Séamus Power’s Top 10 Major Finish The Only Waterford Based Sports Story To Occur This ...
GOLFING God Séamus Power’s top 10 finish at this year’s PGA Championship has provided a fantastic sporting story for Waterford ... -
“Yes, We Would Go To War With China” & Other Calming Biden Quotes To Get ...
MONDAY is the most dreaded, stress stricken day of the week but Mondays just got a little easier thanks to ... -
Irish Person Doesn’t Understand Why Australians Didn’t Vote Back In Government They Hated
LOCAL man Colm Fitzsimons has expressed his confusion at the Australian election results, giving voice to the bemusement many Irish ...
