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Labour Party Take Anne Ferris To England To Get Rid Of Her
FOLLOWING an unexpected and unfortunate turn of events with one of their female TDs, the Labour Party have decided that ... -
Wife’s Emotional Plea To Let Husband Suffering From Flu Die With Dignity
A COUNTY Waterford woman has pleaded with the government today to let her husband of 12 years die with dignity ... -
Reeling In The Years 1997: ‘Internet The Work Of Satan’ Says The Church
THE Church has issued its yearly list of things they believe to be the work of Satan and there are ... -
Ex-Fianna Fail Councillor Gary O’Flynn Not Even Close To Being Party’s Worst Member
SENIOR members of the Fianna Fáil party have admitted that a former member who has pleaded guilty to soliciting someone ... -
“We Honestly Have No Fucking Idea What We’re Doing”, Admits Leading Quantum Physicist
THEORETICAL Quantum Physicist Dr. Amit Goswami admitted today that he, and his peers, have absolutely ‘no fucking idea’ what they’re ... -
Irish TD Becomes Internet Sensation After ‘Handsome’ Mug-Shot Goes Viral
DUBLIN South-West TD Paul Murphy is today coming to terms with his new-found internet fame, after his mug shot went ... -
Final Vote On Abortion Bill To Coincide With Last Orders In Dáil Bar
THE GOVERNMENT have announced the final vote on the controversial abortion bill in cases of fatal foetal abnormality will coincide ... -
Congregation At Dickhead’s Funeral Politely Pretending He Was Great
A SOLEMN air of respect descended on the congregation of St. Jude’s Church in Cork this morning as locals paid ... -
WWN’s Guide To Pretending You Have OCD To Seem More Interesting
OBSESSIVE compulsive disorder, or OCD for short, is a frequently debilitating anxiety disorder which causes untold hardships for those affected ... -
TD Phil Hogan Among None Arrested For Wasting €50mn On Irish Water Consultancy Fees
THERE was no 7am call to TD Phil Hogan’s address this morning in connection with the misappropriation of tax payer’s ... -
Today Marks The First ‘Roy Keane Attack’ Free Week Of 2015
THE RNLI coast guard along with law enforcement personnel are celebrating the first week of 2015 without a Roy Keane ... -
Parents Totally Not Just Baptising Child To Get It Into A Good School
THE Kildare parents of a newborn baby girl have today confirmed that they intend to have their daughter christened because ...
