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If Your Hand Covers Your Face You May Have Cancer, Finds Playground Study
A STUDY carried out in a Waterford city school playground today has found that if your hand covers your face, you may ... -
Delight On Social Media As Archivists Uncover Long-Lost Marilyn Monroe Quotes
THERE were virtual tears of joy shed across all social media platforms today as archivists announced they had uncovered more ... -
Robert Mugabe Bans All Forms Of Stairs In Zimbabwe
PRESIDENT of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe has today called for an outright ban on all stairs and steps in the African ... -
World First As Newly Born D4 Child Has Quadruple Barrel Surname
AN overjoyed Dublin couple is celebrating what has been revealed to be a world first following the birth of their ... -
Pope To Show Catholics How To Smack Their Children Properly
IN yet another reminder of how ridiculous the notion of receiving instructions from an elderly celibate who talks to a ... -
€10m Lotto Winner Currently Up As Far As “Pricks From School” On Phone Call List
REPORTS coming in to WWN headquarters have hinted that the winner of last night’s Lotto jackpot has spent the morning ... -
Disappointment For Man As Beard Turns Out Pube-ier Than He Had Expected
FOLLOWING five weeks of non-stop facial hair growth, a Dublin man has had to admit to himself that his beard ... -
Good News As One New Job Announced For Waterford City
THERE’S some good news on the jobs front in Waterford city today as a local Texaco filling station is to ... -
Lotto Machine Left With Blue Balls Following 24-Hour Delay
A SPOKESPERSON for the National Lottery has announced that due to the unprecedented 24-hour delay in this week’s Lotto draw, ... -
Greece Begins Stripping At Local Club To Help Pay Its Way
FOLLOWING a decision by the ECB to withdraw the use of Greek Bonds as collateral for loans, officials in Athens ... -
Priests To Get Commission On Every Person They Convert To Catholicism, Confirms Vatican
THE Vatican confirmed what has long been suspected by a number of people: they are paying commission to priests for ... -
Offaly Just Happy To Be In The News Following Cannabis Bust
THE people of Offaly are today celebrating after discovering their county is the source of much intrigue and speculation due ...
