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Kanye West Announces Plans To Clone Himself
THE renowned husband of sex-tape superstar Kim Kardashian has announced his intention to clone himself in what he is calling ... -
Woman To Post Another 63 Photos Of New Boyfriend In Case You Missed The First ...
WATERFORD woman and ‘luckiest girl in the world’ TrÃona Leonard is set to post 63 more photos of her boyfriend ... -
Putin Signs Ceasefire Agreement With Worrying ‘Wink Wink’ Emoji
WORLD leaders breathed a collective sigh of relief following the announcement that a ceasefire was declared by Ukrainian forces and ... -
Eurovision Organisers Admit They Haven’t Looked At A Map In Years
FOLLOWING the inclusion of Australia in this year’s Eurovision, the competition’s organisers have conceded to the media that is has ... -
90% Of Pubs Still Pretending They Close On Time
A STAGGERING 90% of Irish pubs are still pretending they close on time, as dictated by their alcohol licences, despite ... -
Fermanagh Wedding Gets 7 For Overall Presentation
A SHOOTING which took place outside the church where a young couple were about to be married did nothing to ... -
Dublin Bus 3am Nightlink Service On Saturday Named The Most Dangerous Place In The World
THE Nation’s capital has received a huge tourism boost following the news the city’s Nightlink bus service has been classed ... -
WWN’s Guide To Understanding President Higgins’s New Poem
POETRY remains for some, that ever elusive medium, so full of portent but rarely giving to the reader the satisfaction ... -
Local Hipster Agonising Over What Opinion He’ll Take On ‘Better Call Saul’
GALWAY native Geoff Tynan is believed to be on the verge of a panic attack following the release of Breaking ... -
Supermac’s Agrees To Change Its Name To ‘Go Fuck Yourself Ronald’
FOLLOWING attempts by fast-food giants McDonald’s to block moves to register the ‘Supermac’s’ trademark in the EU, the Irish company ... -
The 5 Essential Tips To Consider When Attempting Your Own Dental Work
SO often people spend too much money on their health care as an alternative to waiting years to be seen ... -
Rafa Benitez Confirms Van Gaal Has Gone ‘Full Benitez’
FORMER Liverpool and Chelsea manager Rafa Benitez has confirmed today that Louis Van Gaal’s recent press conference in which he ...
