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Trócaire Boxes Perfect Place To Keep Change For The Bus
UP and down the country truly awful people welcomed the return of Trócaire boxes to Irish households as they never ... -
Water Chestnuts Are Fucking Awful, Chinese Restaurants Finally Told
THE nation has come together as one voice today in a bid to rid Chinese take away meals of water ... -
Ireland’s Top Beaches Still Lack Proper Baywatch Slow-Mo Running Facilities
TRAVEL bible TripAdvisor has released its list of Ireland’s top beaches with Cork’s beautiful Inchydoney strand coming out on top. ... -
Opinion Of Guard Changed From ‘Prick’ To ‘Sound’ After Not Doing Lad For Car Tax
PUBLIC opinion of a young Guard in a rural town has received an upgrade from “prick” to “sound” in the ... -
Irish Water Protester’s Credibility Left In Critical Condition Following Dramatic Fall
THE credibility of an Irish Water protester in Cavan today has been left in a critical condition following a dramatic ... -
Couple Ecstatic Following Birth Of Perfect Excuse For Declining Invites To Just About Everything
A DUBLIN couple were this morning expressing their joy at becoming parents to a wonderful excuse to get out of ... -
Everyone A Fucking Photographer Now All Of A Sudden
A NEW study carried out across Ireland by camera retail outlets has found that everyone is a fucking photographer now ... -
A Look Inside Pat Kenny’s New UTV Show
WWN has been granted an exclusive behind the scenes look at Pat Kenny’s ‘still in development’ UTV show. With the ... -
Priest Fired After Drawing Ash Penises On Parishioners Foreheads
SHOCKWAVES were sent through a quiet Waterford parish today after its long serving priest was fired for a grotesque violation ... -
Child Suffers Playground Rating Downgrade From Fraidy-Cat To Shibby-Shite
THE playground stock of a young Dundalk child took a further hit this morning, after heavy losses on a series ... -
5 Things That We Totally Want To See In The 50 Shades Sequel
ALTHOUGH 50 Shades of Grey is still flooding cinemas (you probably won’t get that subtle innuendo for another five seconds), ... -
Wikipedia Ends Pointless Argument In Pub 34 Minutes Earlier Than Expected
REGULARS in Frankie O’Hara’s Bar were witness to yet another mind-numbing pub argument ending prematurely after the intervention of Wikipedia. ...
