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Liffey Valley Shopping Centre Expansion To Include ‘Scumbag Containment Unit’
A NEW expansion at the Liffey Valley Shopping Centre was announced today and the new addition is expected to house ... -
Teenage Girls Exiled From ISIS After Running Up Huge Phone Bills
THE three teenage girls who left London to join ISIS have returned to England this morning, after being expelled from ... -
Bus Éireann Cut 100 Services Saving Thousands The Horror Of Travelling On Bus Éireann
THOUSANDS of former Bus Éireann customers have expressed profound relief after the announcement that close to 100 services operated by ... -
Dirty Proddy Bastard Wanted Over Outrageous Chelsea Racism Incident
POLICE investigating a group of Chelsea fans filmed racially abusing a man in a Paris Metro, station last week wish ... -
Insufferable Bitch Just Can’t Seem To Find The Right Guy
WICKLOW Woman and insufferable bitch Suzanne Horan has expressed her regret at not being able to find the right guy, ... -
Micheál Martin Challenges Taoiseach To Egg And Spoon Race
THE pressure on Taoiseach and Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny has subsided somewhat as an ever more desperate Micheál ... -
Country Forced To Change Its Name To ‘i-Reland’ Due To Apple Investment Clause
FOLLOWING news of a further €850 million investment by tech giant Apple in a data centre in Athenry, the Government ... -
7 Hilarious Gerry Adams Tweets
As you are all aware, Gerry Adams’ tweets are by far the most humorous among the politicians. His clever wit and quirky ... -
Gardaí Called In As Teachers On Midterm Caught Hanging Around Lidl Scaring The Elderly
GARDAÍ in Waterford have today been called in to resolve the worsening problem of teachers loitering outside shops while on ... -
Man Who Can’t Go At Urinal Suffers Kidney Failure Waiting For Stall
A COUNTY Leitrim man was admitted to A & E last night with a suspected case of kidney failure, after ... -
Eastenders’ Reveal Lucy Beale’s Killer To Be Terrible Plot
AFTER much fanfare and speculation television soap Eastenders finally revealed the identity of Lucy Beale’s killer. Online social media sparked ... -
Assaults On Gay People Probably Just Some Lads Having A Bit Of Harmless Craic
IN a strange and harmless incident that has echoes of a far off land not connected to modern Ireland in ...
