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Sick Day Excuses You Used For School Work Perfectly Well For Work, Finds Study
A RECENT study has found that a large number of adults wishing to bunk off work by ringing in sick ... -
Panic As Man Realises Only Empty Seat On Bus Is Beside Old School Friend
A SUDDEN rush of panic engulfed the very being of Wicklow man Derek Ryan, drenching him in dread shortly after ... -
Paul Murphy Granted The Freedom Of Jobstown In Emotional Ceremony
IF Irish Water had gained access to the Jobstown area this morning they could have collected huge swathes of water ... -
Full Time Mad Bastard Offered Voluntary Redundancy
A DUBLIN teenager was today considering his career options after his future as a Full Time Mad Bastard was thrown ... -
Late Late Show Regretting Free Wrap Of Cocaine For Everybody In The Audience
RTÉ have apologised to viewers of last Friday’s Late Late show after it emerged that everybody in the audience was ... -
Axles On Irish Cricket Bandwagon Beginning To Show Signs Of Strain
THERE were concerns this morning among the Irish Cricket Union after the success of the Ireland team at the World ... -
“Golden Ball Really Fucking Important,” Insists Central Bank
THE Central Bank has come out in defence of the costly relocation of a great big giant golden ball that ... -
Gerry Adams’ Dog Seeking Protection After Turning Herself Into The RSPCA
FRESH from the troubling reports that the Sinn Féin leader likes nothing more than to bounce about naked on the ... -
Waterford Student Suffocates Inside Her Own Makeup On Girls Night Out
A COUNTY Waterford woman who collapsed dead in a city centre nightclub last night has been named as 21-year-old Janet ... -
Record Number Of Sexually Repressed People To Attend Cinemas This Weekend
ONE of the longest-standing World records is set to be broken this weekend ahead of the release of the 50 ... -
Diageo Launches ‘Guinness Sport’
BRITISH owned alcoholic beverages company Diageo has launched a brand new product to target the fitness market, simply called ‘Guinness Sport’. The double strength ... -
School Kid With No Cards Receives First Lesson As To Why Valentine’s Day Is A ...
A DUBLIN child in Junior Infants received some valuable life lessons this morning during the distribution of Valentine’s Day cards ...
