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“How About Calling It The Party Party?” Lucinda Creighton Proposes To Reboot Colleagues
DESPITE the latest Reboot Ireland meeting carrying on into the wee small hours last night, Lucinda Creighton remained hopeful the ... -
Humanity The Only Losers As Media Report On Hopkins/Dyer ‘Twitter Feud’
IT has been confirmed that humanity, made up of human beings, is set to be the only losers as the ... -
Jihadi John Masturbated Into Sock When He Was Just 13 Years Old
THE mother of the Islamic State militant known as “Jihadi John” has said she caught him masturbating into a sock ... -
Call Of Duty Player ‘Shits Himself’ After Being Called For Duty
FOR 18-year-old gamer Sean M., Saturday last started like any other day –silently hunched over the gaming console in the ... -
US Police Appeal To Public To Stop Filming Them Shooting Black People
POLICE in the United States have launched an appeal to the public to try and curb the amount of recordings ... -
Teenager Requires 50 Hrs Of Surgery After Having The Face Worn Off Her At Disco
A WESTMEATH teenager will undergo a groundbreaking procedure later today in an attempt to reconstruct her facial features after a ... -
Nation To Freeze To Death By 5pm
CHARACTERISTICALLY unprepared for weather other nations would sunbathe in, Ireland faces complete freezing by about 5pm today, with the entire ... -
Local Child To Wait Until Supermarket Before Acting The Little Bollocks
A COUNTY Waterford toddler sitting in the back seat of his mother’s Nissan Micra is expected to wait until reaching ... -
Murder Suspect To Carry Out Murder Investigation In Russia
THERE were huge expressions of relief in Russia as one of the leading suspects in the murder of Russian opposition ... -
Situation Between Toddler And 99 Reaching Critical Point
EXPERTS have declared that the ongoing conflict between a young child and a 99, now in its third crucial minute, ... -
Loophole Outrage As Gary Glitter To Serve 16 Year Sentence In Juvenile Detention Centre
THE BRITISH legal system has come under fire yet again this evening after a judge sentenced convicted paedophile, Gary Glitter, to ... -
Banking Inquiry Marred By Colour Of Dress Debate
IRELAND’S banking inquiry has been derailed today as TDs sitting on the committee into the inquiry bicker intensely over the ...
