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Mental Health Group Slams Reintroduction Of Maniac 2000 Back Into Society
MENTAL Health Ireland has condemned the reintroduction of Maniac 2000 back into Irish society today after the track celebrated its ... -
Government Issue Spanish Student Yellow Warning
THE Government has today raised the Spanish student alert from green to yellow, amid fears that this year’s deluge may ... -
Appalling Reports Of Warped Parents Dressing Their Children Up Like Brides
SHOCKING instances of parents dressing their young daughters up as brides are being reported up and down the country in ... -
Local Student House Decriminalises Cannabis
THERE were mellow scenes in a UCC college house today as the main opposition to smoking marijuana in the house ... -
JobBridge Intern Plucking Up The Courage To Ask About A Full Time Position
JOBBRIDGE intern Kevin Murray spent much of the morning in the WWN toilets practicing a speech he hoped to give ... -
Dublin Girl To Spend 30 Minutes Composing Bitchy Text To Best Friend
DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly has decided to set aside 30 minutes later this morning in order to compose a bitchy ... -
Pot Warns Congress About Kettle Being Black
AN uncontrollable Pot last night accused the United States and its allies of ignorance, claiming the ongoing refusal to acknowledge ... -
Woodies Sell Out Of Measuring Tapes Following Penis Length Study
DIY specialists Woodies has sold out of measuring tapes following the publication of a comprehensive study which revealed the average ... -
Enough People Own iPhone 6 To Make Local Man No Longer Feel Special
A DUBLIN man was today coming to terms with the fact that iPhone 6 ownership has reached a high enough ... -
Thousands Attend Vigil For O’Donnell Family Now Left With Only One Mansion
“What is wrong with this country when you can’t even owe a couple of hundred million euro without being harassed ... -
Lovin Waterford – The Top 10 Places To Eat Chicken Wings In Waterford In 2015
Where we were you when a chicken wing changed your life? It seems so silly now, but once upon a ... -
Michael Noonan Appointed To Ministry Of Sound
FINANCE Minister Michael Noonan spent this morning receiving congratulations from his fellow Fine Gael party members, following his appointment to ...
