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“Not A Peep & Them The Cause Of It”: World Waiting On Britain Apology For ...
SEVERAL people have reportedly died holding their breath waiting for the British establishment to acknowledge its role it the genesis ... -
“No One Told Me Planes Made Noise”: Meet The Person Who Submitted 7,535 Dublin Airport ...
THE ANNUAL list of noise complaints sent to the Dublin Airport Authority included one individual who sent in an impressive ... -
“No, No, You’re Grand – They’re Spoilt Rotten As Is” Donohoe Tells ECB To Keep ...
CUTTING the interest rate for a 7th time in a 12 month period, the extremely generous European Central Bank was ... -
“Quick! Snap Me Looking All Important On The Phone” Harris Tells Exhausted Photographer
“NOT THAT SIDE – the other side. And make me look more like JFK,” barked Tánaiste Simon Harris, directing one ... -
“Windowless Carriage So There’s No Views Of Cork”: Breakdown Of €2bn Cost For Cork Luas
A DRAFT route has been unveiled for Cork’s answer to the Luas, the Cork Urban Network Tram or CUNT for ... -
“I Didn’t Feel Pressure To Win Until I Heard John Tynan From Waterford Has Me ...
JUST AS THE MASTERS is set to tee off, Rory McIlroy’s inner circle spoke of how primed the golfer was ... -
“We Have A Plan To Combat Trump’s Tariff Plans” Says Government In Cruel April Fools’ ...
LABELED a cruel April Fools’ day prank, the Irish government’s juvenile release of statements claiming they are prepared for whatever ... -
“Worse Than Waterboarding” Confirms Man Stuck Beside Burke Family On Flight Back To Dublin
A PASSENGER on a transatlantic flight from Washington DC to Dublin has appealed for the help of Amnesty International and ... -
“I’ve Never Received So Much Praise For Shutting My Mouth”
BEING ON the receiving end of heavy praise for keeping the head down, displaying no back bone and the mouth ... -
“Ah No It’s Grand, Stop Fussing Over Me” Insists Irish Father With Green Bulbous Sack ...
LOCAL FATHER Brian O’Fannon has asked that people ‘go away and stop being at him’ and to cease all pleas ... -
Brave Government Valiantly Committed To Making Housing Crisis Even Worse With Garden Cabin Exemptions
“IT GENUINELY takes huge bravery to follow through on something this fucking stupid,” confirmed vast swathes of the Irish public, ... -
“Hey, You’re Making It Way Too Fucking Obvious” Putin Warns Trump
WHILE everything Vladimir Putin pinned up on his 2025 vision board in his Kremlin office may be coming true, the ...
