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“We Have A Plan To Combat Trump’s Tariff Plans” Says Government In Cruel April Fools’ ...
LABELED a cruel April Fools’ day prank, the Irish government’s juvenile release of statements claiming they are prepared for whatever ... -
“Worse Than Waterboarding” Confirms Man Stuck Beside Burke Family On Flight Back To Dublin
A PASSENGER on a transatlantic flight from Washington DC to Dublin has appealed for the help of Amnesty International and ... -
“I’ve Never Received So Much Praise For Shutting My Mouth”
BEING ON the receiving end of heavy praise for keeping the head down, displaying no back bone and the mouth ... -
“Ah No It’s Grand, Stop Fussing Over Me” Insists Irish Father With Green Bulbous Sack ...
LOCAL FATHER Brian O’Fannon has asked that people ‘go away and stop being at him’ and to cease all pleas ... -
Brave Government Valiantly Committed To Making Housing Crisis Even Worse With Garden Cabin Exemptions
“IT GENUINELY takes huge bravery to follow through on something this fucking stupid,” confirmed vast swathes of the Irish public, ... -
“Hey, You’re Making It Way Too Fucking Obvious” Putin Warns Trump
WHILE everything Vladimir Putin pinned up on his 2025 vision board in his Kremlin office may be coming true, the ... -
“Now Is Not A Time For Grieving, Now Is The Time To Find Someone To ...
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has confirmed that in the wake of a plane and helicopter collision over Washington DC which ... -
“Ireland Stuck In Echo Chamber That Values Human Life”
ISRAELI AMBASSADOR to Ireland Dana Erlich has spoken movingly of how Ireland is deeply lost in an echo chamber of ... -
Local Man Breathlessly Warning Against Trump No Idea What’s Going On In Irish Politics
A LOCAL WATERFORD man who hasn’t paused to take a breath in the last 48 hours during impassioned rants about ... -
“I’ll Handle This” Michael Lowry Volunteers To Oversee Government Tender For €9mn Mobile Phone Pouches
MICHAEL LOWRY is wasting no time now that the Regional Independent Group is to form part of the new government, ...
