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“Is This Thing On?” UN Head Says After Pleading With World To Prevent Ethnic Cleansing ...
CONSULTING with his staff and enlisting the help of a sound engineer, an embarrassed UN General Secretary António Guterres has ... -
“It’s Either Work In The Shitty Job We Give You Or Starve” – Humphreys Defends ...
DOLE heads who refuse to engage with the government’s flawless social welfare employment services will see their benefits cut by ... -
Moving: Irish People Are Donating Their Urine For Grave Of Army General Involved In Bloody ...
FEARFUL that the grave of recently deceased former British general Mike Jackson could be located on a barren desert-like tundra ... -
“Can I Email You Your Receipt?” Declared The Most Redundant Phrase In The English Language
RETAIL staff have been accused of wasting up 400,000 tonnes of oxygen every month asking customers for their email addresses ... -
“Haven’t Seen It Yet But It Looks Pure Cat” – Waterford Man Reviews Joker 2
RENOWNED Waterford movie critic Seamy Murphy reviews Warner Bros. Pictures’ comic book sequel ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ for Waterford Whispers ... -
Warkeepers Descend On UN Peacekeepers Post
THERE REMAINS an intense air of worry and fear among Irish people as they contend with the news that one ... -
“Inheritance Tax Unfairly Punishes Me For Having Rich Parents”
AS part of WWN’s Opinions series, we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, it’s the turn ... -
“Massive Floods In Europe Worth It If It Means Ireland Gets Week Of Sun”
“AH LET’S not bring the mood down, have you seen the forecast this week? Bar-Bray-dos, wha?” insisted local man and ... -
“They Told Us To Reduce Waiting Lists” CHI Defends Taking Boy Off Scoliosis List Without ...
“NO MATTER what you do round here you get criticised,” confirmed a source from within Children’s Health Ireland who have ... -
“Bone Spurs Are Flaring Up” Trump Reveals Why He’s Turning Down 2nd Debate
“I DESPERATELY wanted to win yet another debate but sadly my Vietnam era selective transient bone spurs have flared up ...
