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“Ireland Must Be Full Because The Bastards Keep Coming Over Here” Confirm Australians
“THERE’S literally busloads of the flaming Irish galahs flooding our country’s mines and farms like locusts,” a spokesperson for Australia ... -
‘Out Of Our Way’ Insist Women Walking Two Abreast On Busy Footpath
OBLIVIOUS to anyone they encounter on the path, middle-aged friends Kate Moran and Tessy Rotchford pummeled down a footpath forcing ... -
“Why Don’t You Want Your Brand Next To Xenophobia, Misogyny & Homophobia?”
IN THE WAKE of launching an antitrust case in US courts against the world’s leading advertisers for advising brands not ... -
“Colonising Mars”: Things That’ll Happen Before ‘All-Ireland Rail Plan’ Is Completed
THE LAUNCH of ambitious all-Ireland rail proposals by Minister for Transport Eamon Ryan and his Northern Ireland counterpart Minister John ... -
“Donald Trump Isn’t Orange”: Kamala Harris Criticised For Intolerant & Racially Insensitive Remarks
KAMALA HARRIS has been roundly criticised for what media outlets have described as racially motivated invective aimed at her opponent ... -
“We’re Actually A Lot Gayer” Greek Gods BLAST Offensive Opening Ceremony
FINALLY breaking their silence on a controversial Olympic opening ceremony last Friday, a lawyer for the federation of Greek Gods ... -
“If We Go Anti-Immigrant It’ll Be Very Left Wing & Progressive”
MARY LOU MCDONALD has reassured voters that have gravitated to Sinn Féin in recent years that any attempts to coax ... -
“This Guy, Really?” Nation Asks Fine Gael
AS DOZENS of Fine Gael TDs and senators declare their endorsement for Simon Harris as leader of Fine Gael and ... -
Quiz: What Your Choice Of Easter Egg Says About You
FOR decades now, leading psychologists have confirmed that observing people’s Easter egg eating habits can unlock an illuminating psychological profile ...
