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“I’m Buzzing”: Office Man United Fan On Cloud Nine After 1-0 Defeat To Arsenal
“I’M WORRIED ABOUT Dave” Concerned office workers have encircled the desk of deliriously optimistic and hopeful Dublin man and Manchester ... -
“Peace? No, You Misheard. We Agreed To Giving Him ‘Piece’; A Piece Of This, A ...
DONALD TRUMP has clarified some misinformation currently in the ether in regards to his meeting this Friday with Vladimir Putin ... -
Unlucky In Love: Every Single One Of Man’s Exes Are ‘Mental’
HAILED as one of the unluckiest men in Ireland by friends and family, Limerick’s own Derry Holden insists his love ... -
“You’re Not 20 Anymore”: HSE Issue Drinking Warning For Middle Aged Men Ahead Of Oasis ...
AN URGENT health warning has been issued by the HSE ahead of the Oasis gigs in Dublin this coming weekend, ... -
“Only Call Your GP If You’re Still In A Hoop By Friday” All Together Now ...
“YOU WOULDN’T believe the fucking amateurs ringing me in a panic this morning. On a Wednesday? This festival only finished ... -
Tabloid Reluctantly Publishes 1000th Bonnie Blue Story Of The Day
“WE HATE doing this, honestly but there’s simply no other news,” confirmed editors of leading tabloids and ragebait social media ... -
“Normally We’d Charge For That Kind Of Thing” Trump Reveals Epstein Stole Girls From Mar-a-Lago
IN a stunning attempt to distance himself from late child trafficker and longtime associate Jeffrey Epstein, U.S. President Donald Trump ... -
“I Was Expressing My Disenfranchisement Due To Our Political Class’s Malaise” Confirms Teen Who Brutally ...
A BRUTAL racially motivated assault which saw a man, originally from India, allegedly stabbed with ‘sharp objects’, stripped of his ... -
“Stop I Know, It’s Horrendous & The Government Are Doing Nothing” Couple Charging €3,600 In ...
HOLDING a long overdue get together, a group of friends have gathered for a dinner party and try as they ... -
“No, Putin’s Really Changed This Time, We Can Make It Work” Trump Tells Friends At ...
WISTFULLY recalling the look in Vladimir Putin eyes the last time he saw him face to face, Donald Trump told ... -
“Look On The Bright Side, Ireland’s Economy Grew By 4.8% Last Year” Min. For Health ...
WHILE the news that more and more people are being forced to wait longer than recommended to start vital cancer ... -
“He’s A Raging Pedo”: Experts Explain Trump’s Body Language During Epstein Questioning
“IF WE SLOW it down here, you can see Trump squirming like Gary Glitter in a Barney costume during a ...
