“Normally We’d Charge For That Kind Of Thing” Trump Reveals Epstein Stole Girls From Mar-a-Lago

IN a stunning attempt to distance himself from late child trafficker and longtime associate Jeffrey Epstein, U.S. President Donald Trump managed to dig himself even deeper by revealing the real reason they allegedly fell out: Epstein ‘stole’ young women from his Mar-a-Lago spa.

Oblivious to the irony and horror of his own words, the 79-year-old president delivered the offhand comment while returning from a trip to Scotland, casually offering yet another glimpse into the inner mechanics of his untethered morality.

“Normally we’d charge a lot of money for that kind of thing – underage girls aren’t cheap,” Trump said matter-of-factly to reporters, ignoring the panicked cutting gestures from aides begging him to stop speaking.

He then confirmed that one of the ‘girls’ in question was the now well-known Virginia Giuffre, who started working at Mar-a-Lago at age 16 before later being ‘stolen’ and trafficked by Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell to a roster of men, among them, famously, Prince Andrew.

“That was why I fell out with him – not for the heinous sexual abuse or the child trafficking stuff, but because he took girls from me without paying. That’s how I roll,” Trump said, apparently unaware that he had just admitted it were a minor business disagreement.

Meanwhile, from a high security prison, Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly signaled a willingness to testify before Congress about what she knows, but only under strict legal protections, particularly the kind that would prevent her from ‘dying mysteriously’.

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