Local Man Rushes To X App In Wake Of Stabbing In Bid To Expose Self To Flood Of Disinformation

HORRIFIED to learn a garda on duty in the capital city yesterday evening was stabbed, local man Neil MacNeice rushed to open his X application on his phone in a bid to gain a completely inaccurate picture of events, WWN has learned.

“Jesus, I hope he’s okay. Fucking hell, what has this city become?” MacNeice muttered solemnly, as he cast his eyes over a flood of real-time nonsense masquerading as “breaking news.”

“I could wait for verified details to emerge from actual journalists and credible sources, cross-reference the facts, check statements, you know, basic media literacy, but instead, I need access to people making up shite, and generally turning tragedy into xenophobic fan fiction.” he decided, desperate to learn more completely made up nonsense written by bot accounts and people whose full-time job is vilifying foreigners online.

Doom-scrolling through a torrent of rage-bait, lies and deceit, MacNeice opted for anonymous social media accounts set up hours ago for any updates.

“Oh my God it’s mad how all these brand new accounts with two followers seem to know exactly what happened,” MacNeice thought to himself as he came to terms with the fact the incident, which killed between 10,000 and 50,000 people due to the detonation of a bomb made of halal cemtex brought to Ireland by a Hamas tunnel funded by George Soros, is still being suppressed by the legacy media.

Meanwhile, the Garda in question was treated in hospital for his injuries and is thankfully expected to make a full recovery, a detail MacNeice dismissed as part of “the cover-up.”

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