BATTLING through the tears and halfheartedly mumble-singing the words to ‘Happy Birthday’, Prince Andrew took in his 60th birthday at his most favourite alibi and eatery in all of Britain; Pizza Express. Despite sending out invites well in advance to his nearest and dearest including his mother, the Queen and on the run friend Ghislaine… Read more »
THE Irish people’s famed generosity and patient tolerance towards unwanted guests is to be tested yet again this Spring, after their annoying next door neighbour sent word that they’d be ‘popping around for a visit’ in the coming weeks. William and Kate Windsor, never known for putting their hand in their own pocket at the… Read more »
ANGRY right wing mobs demanding justice for victims of child sex abuse are conspicuous by their absence outside the gates of Buckingham Palace at the moment, with calls to the phone of famed pedo-gang hunter Tommy Robinson currently going direct to voicemail. Robinson, known for his dogged determination when it comes to seeking retribution against… Read more »
FUTURE state beneficiary Meghan Markle has said she is really looking forward to her up-and-coming part as a royal family member, stating that loving the ginger-haired prince will be her “toughest role to date”. On May 19th, the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is due to take place at Windsor Castle in England and will… Read more »
THE ROYAL families annual festive trip to Santa’s Grotto in Westfield has resulted in just about the most adorable story we’ve had the pleasure of reporting on this Christmas. Prince George, accompanied by his parents, a PR team and 400 of the world’s news publications, descended on White City’s Westfield shopping centre to do what… Read more »
IN typical royal family fashion, the Queen of England and her husband Prince Philip took to one of their many country estates this afternoon to hunt some peasants as part of a celebration of their 70 years of marriage together. “Pull,” yelled the Duke of Edinburgh as royal aides launched a 33-year-old peasant from a… Read more »