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Date Confirmed For Schofield & Willoughby Beheading At Tower Of London
SUCH has been the disgusting nature of Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby’s queue skipping behaviour, not even massive tax giveaways ... -
Chaos As Corgis Dig Up Queen’s Coffin Within Minutes Of Burial
IN A nightmare scenario, the only one which was not foreseen as part of the extensive ‘London Bridge’ plans which ... -
Queen Probably Shouldn’t Be Starting Day With Fag & Can Of Monster
STAFF at Buckingham Palace have raised concerns about the Queen’s current routine of rolling out of bed at the last ... -
Signs William & Kate’s Tour Of The Caribbean Not Going Well
IT WAS meant to be a a jolly imperial jamboree which involved William and Kate simply pointing at everything and ... -
Awkward Scenes As Camilla Mounted At National Stud
PRINCE Charles’ visit to Ireland has had yet another embarrassing incident, after his wife Camilla was chased around the yard ... -
Charles & Camilla To Visit Tipperary For Lessons In Ignoring A Family Member Who’s A ...
COUNTY Tipperary is readying itself for a visit at the end of March by England’s Prince Charles and his wife ... -
Relief As First Picture Of Queen Since Recent Health Troubles Is Released
PULLING out of Remembrance commemorations due to a strained back and in hospital recently for tests, the Queen’s most ardent ... -
Weird Royal Family Traditions You Didn’t Know About
THE SOURCE of constant debate, derision and speculation the British royal family tourist attraction brings with it endless fascination, but ... -
Prince Andrew Offered Deal If He Agrees To Wear Wire In Palace
“YOU, rotting in a cell for the next 30 years? That’s not what we’re after here. We’re after the big ... -
Piers Morgan To Release Illustrated Children’s Book ‘Lying Cow’
HOPING to gain a foothold in the popular and lucrative genre of celebrity-penned children’s books, Piers Morgan has announced his ... -
Girlfriends Tell Queen She Can’t Mope Around House Forever
ENCOURAGED by friends who insist that she’s still a vibrant young woman with plenty of life left to live, the ... -
Tension In Heaven As Prince Philip Describes Jesus As ‘Darker Than I Expected’
GOD has had to remind himself several times this week that he’s dealing with a very wealthy, very rich, very ...
