PULLING out of Remembrance commemorations due to a strained back and in hospital recently for tests, the Queen’s most ardent fans were delighted to see her back in action and took to social media to express their joy in their droves. “That famous twinkle is back in her eyes,” remarked Twitter user @BritainforBritish45, clearly overjoyed… Read more »
THE SOURCE of constant debate, derision and speculation the British royal family tourist attraction brings with it endless fascination, but you might not be aware of these weird traditions and customs that define them: If the Queen stands up, you must stand up Everyone in the Queen’s presence must stand up when she rises to… Read more »
“YOU, rotting in a cell for the next 30 years? That’s not what we’re after here. We’re after the big fish”, an FBI agent has told Prince Andrew today, pressure mounts both in relation to a civil case against him and the FBI investigation into Jeffrey Epstein. “We can make all this go away, but… Read more »
HOPING to gain a foothold in the popular and lucrative genre of celebrity-penned children’s books, Piers Morgan has announced his debut, ‘The Lying Cow’. In no way rushed out to compete directly with newly announced ‘The Bench’ by Meghan Markle, former Good Morning Britain host Morgan is excited at the prospect of children reading his… Read more »
ENCOURAGED by friends who insist that she’s still a vibrant young woman with plenty of life left to live, the Queen is to forgo a lifetime of mourning following the death of her long-term husband Prince Philip and ‘get back out there’, WWN can confirm. “Girlfriend, I know you ain’t thinking about moping around that… Read more »
GOD has had to remind himself several times this week that he’s dealing with a very wealthy, very rich, very old individual in the case of Prince Philip, who wandered through the pearly gates on Friday wondering loudly ‘if Jesus had been on the sunbeds’. “Why do you think I left him on Earth for… Read more »
ACCUSED of all manner of sins ranging from airbrushing history to inserting salacious fiction into Royal relationships, season 4 of The Crown has proven as controversial as it is popular. WWN run the rule over what particularly controversial incidents from history were left out of series 4 which features depictions of Princess Diana and Margaret… Read more »
PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are making headlines again this time with news of a major deal with Netflix which will see the couple produce TV shows and films for the streaming giant. Always first for entertainment news, WWN has gained a sneak peak at some of the projects the couple are set to be… Read more »
THE Queen has expressed her disappointment after reading an account of the sexual allegations against her son Prince Andrew, stating that it’s nothing out of the ordinary for the Royals. “When I read the document recalling Andy’s past with minors I was slightly disappointed if I’m honest, it’s just not up to par with what… Read more »
THE TABLOID media has rugby-tackled Princess Beatrice and her new husband to the ground, stripped them of their wedding rings and forced them back to Buckingham Palace for a ‘do-over’, claiming that their ‘intimate wedding ceremony’ at the weekend is null and void owing to how little money anyone made from it. From the involvement… Read more »