STAFF at Buckingham Palace have raised concerns about the Queen’s current routine of rolling out of bed at the last possible minute, downing a can of high-caffeine Monster energy drink and blazing up a rollie while running for the bus. “She can’t keep going like this, i’’s not sustainable,” said one handmaiden to WWN, referring… Read more »
IT WAS meant to be a a jolly imperial jamboree which involved William and Kate simply pointing at everything and saying ‘mine, mine, mine’ like they were a pair of seagulls in Finding Nemo. However, the royal couple’s tour of the Caribbean is being met with some hostility and resentment. Even the most avid royals… Read more »
PRINCE Charles’ visit to Ireland has had yet another embarrassing incident, after his wife Camilla was chased around the yard by an amorous stallion during the pair’s visit to the National Stud yesterday. The Royal’s three-day trip to Ireland had already racked up a series of gaffes, such as: – During a meet-and-greet in Waterford… Read more »
COUNTY Tipperary is readying itself for a visit at the end of March by England’s Prince Charles and his wife Camilla, as the Royals embark on a world-wide fact-finding mission to learn how to cope with life after a family member gets outed as having pedo-ish tendencies. The trip comes after Prince Andrew emerged with… Read more »
PULLING out of Remembrance commemorations due to a strained back and in hospital recently for tests, the Queen’s most ardent fans were delighted to see her back in action and took to social media to express their joy in their droves. “That famous twinkle is back in her eyes,” remarked Twitter user @BritainforBritish45, clearly overjoyed… Read more »
THE SOURCE of constant debate, derision and speculation the British royal family tourist attraction brings with it endless fascination, but you might not be aware of these weird traditions and customs that define them: If the Queen stands up, you must stand up Everyone in the Queen’s presence must stand up when she rises to… Read more »
“YOU, rotting in a cell for the next 30 years? That’s not what we’re after here. We’re after the big fish”, an FBI agent has told Prince Andrew today, pressure mounts both in relation to a civil case against him and the FBI investigation into Jeffrey Epstein. “We can make all this go away, but… Read more »
HOPING to gain a foothold in the popular and lucrative genre of celebrity-penned children’s books, Piers Morgan has announced his debut, ‘The Lying Cow’. In no way rushed out to compete directly with newly announced ‘The Bench’ by Meghan Markle, former Good Morning Britain host Morgan is excited at the prospect of children reading his… Read more »
ENCOURAGED by friends who insist that she’s still a vibrant young woman with plenty of life left to live, the Queen is to forgo a lifetime of mourning following the death of her long-term husband Prince Philip and ‘get back out there’, WWN can confirm. “Girlfriend, I know you ain’t thinking about moping around that… Read more »
GOD has had to remind himself several times this week that he’s dealing with a very wealthy, very rich, very old individual in the case of Prince Philip, who wandered through the pearly gates on Friday wondering loudly ‘if Jesus had been on the sunbeds’. “Why do you think I left him on Earth for… Read more »