HOPING to gain a foothold in the popular and lucrative genre of celebrity-penned children’s books, Piers Morgan has announced his debut, ‘The Lying Cow’. In no way rushed out to compete directly with newly announced ‘The Bench’ by Meghan Markle, former Good Morning Britain host Morgan is excited at the prospect of children reading his… Read more »
ENCOURAGED by friends who insist that she’s still a vibrant young woman with plenty of life left to live, the Queen is to forgo a lifetime of mourning following the death of her long-term husband Prince Philip and ‘get back out there’, WWN can confirm. “Girlfriend, I know you ain’t thinking about moping around that… Read more »
GOD has had to remind himself several times this week that he’s dealing with a very wealthy, very rich, very old individual in the case of Prince Philip, who wandered through the pearly gates on Friday wondering loudly ‘if Jesus had been on the sunbeds’. “Why do you think I left him on Earth for… Read more »
ACCUSED of all manner of sins ranging from airbrushing history to inserting salacious fiction into Royal relationships, season 4 of The Crown has proven as controversial as it is popular. WWN run the rule over what particularly controversial incidents from history were left out of series 4 which features depictions of Princess Diana and Margaret… Read more »
PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are making headlines again this time with news of a major deal with Netflix which will see the couple produce TV shows and films for the streaming giant. Always first for entertainment news, WWN has gained a sneak peak at some of the projects the couple are set to be… Read more »
THE Queen has expressed her disappointment after reading an account of the sexual allegations against her son Prince Andrew, stating that it’s nothing out of the ordinary for the Royals. “When I read the document recalling Andy’s past with minors I was slightly disappointed if I’m honest, it’s just not up to par with what… Read more »
THE TABLOID media has rugby-tackled Princess Beatrice and her new husband to the ground, stripped them of their wedding rings and forced them back to Buckingham Palace for a ‘do-over’, claiming that their ‘intimate wedding ceremony’ at the weekend is null and void owing to how little money anyone made from it. From the involvement… Read more »
STEP AWAY from the Mail Online, step away from social media. You’re better than this, you may have convinced yourself you’re not; thinking yourself not worthy of more intellectually rewarding experiences such as repeatedly punching your own face, licking sandpaper or drinking a lukewarm glass of sewer water, but you are! This is the advice… Read more »
THE visit to Ireland of the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge is to press ahead, in direct opposition to evidence that nobody on the island really gives ‘a flying fiddler’s fuck’, WWN can confirm. It had been widely believed that the three-day visit in which William and Kate will attend events in Dublin, Meath, Kildare… Read more »
BATTLING through the tears and halfheartedly mumble-singing the words to ‘Happy Birthday’, Prince Andrew took in his 60th birthday at his most favourite alibi and eatery in all of Britain; Pizza Express. Despite sending out invites well in advance to his nearest and dearest including his mother, the Queen and on the run friend Ghislaine… Read more »