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Worst Fears Realised As Storm Barra Carrying 130kph Gusts Of Omicron
“WHAT IN the ever shitting Christ,” marveled Met Éireann HQ personnel as they monitored the incoming Storm Barra, their worst ... -
The Treaty At 100: How A Simple Document Ended All Argument, Debate & Violence
AFTER SIGNING the Anglo Irish Treaty 100 years ago today Michael Collins famously said “thank fuck Twitter isn’t around, could ... -
“Didn’t Have To Show Anything. Nothing, Zilch,” Reports Man Passing Through Dublin Airport
DESPITE new requirements for inbound flights into Dublin taking effect today, local man returning from holiday Anthony Roundtree can report ... -
“Me Poor Communication, Must Blame NPHET. All Fault Them,” Confirms Government
SOMEHOW talking like a Salvador Dali painting being put in a blender, the government reiterated to the public that they ... -
Media Can’t Hide Disappointment Omicron Variant Doesn’t Eat The Flesh From The Inside Out
WITH growing evidence and acceptance among Covid experts that the Omicron variant which was present in Europe, US and elsewhere ... -
Breaking It To Your Dad That 17,000 Undocumented To Be Granted Citizenship, A Guide
THE MINISTER for Justice Helen McEntee has unveiled plans to facilitate a pathway to citizenship for many undocumented people in ... -
Loophole Allows Travel To Ireland Without Negative Covid Test If Passport Lad Thinks You Look ...
PEOPLE arriving to Ireland from this weekend will have to present a negative Covid test on arrival, unless they know ... -
Lotto Change Slogan To ‘It Won’t Be You’
THE fiftieth consecutive Lotto jackpot rollover has forced the National Lottery to change its slogan from ‘it could be you’ ... -
Woman Armed With Gin Glass Storms NPHET Meeting, Demands To Know When Girlos Can Go ...
“YOU HAVE me head wrecked Tony Holohan,” shouted an irate Sandra Carmody, gin escaping her glass as she gesticulated wildly ... -
“We Might Have Registered As A Charity But Don’t Expect Us To Solve Homelessness”
FIANNA FÁIL has sought to temper expectations after revelations surrounding the party’s fundraising efforts, which saw the party register as ... -
What To Buy For The Man In Your Life Who Just Really Fucking Hates Every ...
WHETHER it’s a husband, brother-in-law, boyfriend or father, there’s bound to be a man in your life who’s impossible to ... -
Government Launch New Compulsory Containment Balls For School Children
PLASTIC see-through balls for the country’s half a million school going children are set to become the government’s latest guideline ...
